Showing posts with label vanity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vanity. Show all posts

2009-05-09

Orange Parking

During a recent visit to Beijing, a friend complained about the numerous cars with special license plates driving like they own the road and exacerbating the already bad traffic problems. These cars are from numerous armed force headquarters and ministries of the central government. In China, they are issued special license plates to identify their special status. These organizations often view themselves as far above the city government, not to mention the local police departments who enforce the traffic laws. This was an occasion for me to brag about American where everyone follows the traffic laws. However that self-righteousness feeling did not last very long, I was soon reminded by an incident on my own commute to work.
I work for a place where parking spaces are in short supply. They issue three different parking permits that we have to display inside our wind shields. The three parking permits come in three distinct colors: green, blue and orange, with the orange permits exclusively reserved for the upper-level management. While driving, the parking placard is easy to spot from the front of the card, but not from the back.
On this fateful morning, I made a stupid mistake of passing a car that has stopped for a pedestrian – it was technically a legal move because the pedestrian has passed my side of the road. The street becomes one lane just a few step after that intersection and by moving first, I got in front of the car that has to stop longer than me. Apparently my move had seriously offended the driver in the other car. She immediately started tailing me very closely. This gave me a good opportunity to notice the orange parking permit. At the next stop sign a couple of blocks down the road, while I was stopped, she zoomed ahead. I thought to myself “Thank goodness. That was over.” Since I don’t remember seeing her in any offices directly above me, I was pretty sure that was the last I would see that boss lady. Guess I was wrong.
When I arrived at the gate of my workplace, this boss lady apparently had arrived long enough to instruct the security guard to give me some hassle. The security guard waved me to the side and started telling me that he had received complaints that I was driving erratically. Luckily, a few “sorry, sir” and “yes, sir” were all it needed to end that exchange. The whole thing took less than two minutes.
The incident itself is not a big deal. However, once in a while, I cannot help but to remind myself to slow down and look around at that intersection just in case that boss lady is right in front of me again.
The moral of the story: don’t try to gain a space or two by cutting in front of other cars, you will probably get into some sort of trouble and ended up taking more time. Especially not to pass those cars with some sort of authority prominently displayed, no matter how small, their egos need more protection than the bald eagles – just leave them alone.



1 John 2:16 For all that is in the world—the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life—is not of the Father but is of the world.

2007-12-03

Poetry Award

I was all stressed out about an impending deadline when I came into the office on Monday, but was very amused to find a large envelope with the following poetry award certificate inside

Poetry.com Editors Choice Award

What a surprise! The first question come to mind is "did I actual write
this poem?" Apparently, I did.

Just To Get Rid of This Advertisement

This must be from a few months back. A far as I could remember, I clicked on some advertisement, presumably from poetry.com, that asked to enter something but I had no way to get rid of the advertisement other than enterying something. I did the only thing that I could do at that moment.

Just when I was about to think that I was such a genius poet, I noticed there were more pages in the same envelope. One of them asked me to send in $49.99 to have my peom framed and another one asked me to send in $29.99 to have it recorded on to a CD. Oh, well, guess, now I know the real reason behind the award.

Job 15:31 Let not him that is
deceived trust in vanity: for vanity shall be his recompense.